I’ve heard that one sign of having a job you enjoy is that time flies by quickly while you’re at work. I love my job, and definitely the days pass so quickly that I’m not sure where the time goes. Today, too much of my time was spent in the bathroom, but our three year old students are still working on “control” (if you know what I mean). One particularly stinky incident this afternoon activated my gag reflex—oh my goodness, I’m so glad I did not barf on our wee student! (Enough about that.)
After school, a lovely gentlemen from Ideal Energy came to my house to conduct an energy audit. My brother and sister-in-law had one performed at their house recently with great results, and after a recent summer family dinner here where everyone was gleaming with sweat even though our AC was blowing full blast, I thought it was either time to give up summer parties . . . or get the danged AC fixed. The energy audit results will be emailed soon, but apparently we have lots of duct work problems. GOOD GRIEF.
When our auditor first arrived, he explained the process, then I allowed him to proceed through the house. He’d been up and down the stairs twice before I realized there was a bad smell coming from that area. Upon closer inspection, I found a HUGE cat poop mixed with dog kibble right in the middle of the landing. UGH. I was so embarrassed. I’m certain Ruby the Wonder Spaniel is the culprit . . . and just eeeuuuuwww. I got to be embarrassed again a few minutes later when the auditor pointed out the large pile of ashes in the fireplace and asked if I could cover them so as not to make a mess when he did the pressure testing. Clearly these ashes were from last winter (January to be exact) since the temps here in Tempe, Arizona are still in the 90s every day. I paused and thought about making up something about celebrating Fall early or some such BS, but instead just turned pink and covered the mess. (Cleaning the fire place is a dreaded task.) Then, as I walked the auditor out, I noticed the body of the ginormous scorpion I killed last night on the front door mat. Nothing says “Welcome to our Home” like a dead scorpion, right? Add onto all that the fact that I got really excited opening my Amazon package and yelled, “MY NEW TUTU IS HERE!!!” (I was sharing the good news with Eve, who was here doing homework.)
It’s a weird world out there, and I’m counting on the fact that the energy auditor has seen way stranger households than ours. And I’m truly very excited about my tutu: It’s forest green and super fluffy. It fits perfectly. It’s part of my Halloween costume! I’m dressing as a flower garden, or maybe Mother Nature, or perhaps a character from a Midsummer’s Night Dream. I don’t have to decide yet and am excited to have something new to wear to the school carnival. I’ve been the Tooth Fairy WAY too many times.
The auditor is gone. Eve went home. Hubby has happy hours every day this week due to a local conference. The house is very quiet. I decided I’m gonna bake some pumpkin muffins in my new tutu and singing loudly to my favorite tunes. Best Tuesday ever.