Big news: I’m a winner!
That’s right—for the first time in my whole life, I’ve won an election. I guess it’s not that amazing if you consider the fact that I’ve only ever “run” for something once before, and that was for 5th grade class treasurer. I was new to Rural Elementary that year, having just moved from Illinois, so I’m thinking it must’ve been my mother’s idea. I remember making posters decorated with tin-foil coins and buttons I made classmates wear that read, “Keep it rockin’—vote for Mary Koppen.” It was not a surprise when Mary Ann Hendrickson won—I mean, she’d gone to school with those kids since Kindergarten . . . and in all honesty, I was a bit relieved.
This week’s election was for the Warner Ranch Phase II HOA Board. My competition was a lovely neighbor who has served on the board for years, and a cranky woman I’ve never met who ran on the platform of breaking up “the old boys club” who didn’t even bother to attend the annual meeting! I was a shoo-in, but still, I came home from the meeting feeling special about my glamorous new appointment. (I’ve threatened to run for years.) My (hidden) agenda is to try to convince the board we really don’t need to call the attorneys every time somebody leaves their car on the street overnight. I’m all about saving us some cash, yo.
In other news, Ruby the Wonder Spaniel is having a health concern. Suddenly her breath is terrible, and when I say terrible, when we drove by the dairy farm in Maricopa last weekend on our way to Mexico, our car smelled BETTER with the windows down to allow her stink OUT, and allowing the cow small IN. Her breath is so terrible the cats back up with their ears down and run away when she attempts to kiss them. It’s so terrible that my car still smells like her death breath a week after our road trip, even though I’ve been driving around all week with the windows open. Ruby has a teeth cleaning scheduled in two weeks, so hopefully it’s something as simple as a rotten tooth that needs pulling. Her teeth have rarely been brushed since we are very selfish and value the existence of having ten fingers over Ruby having healthy, clean teeth.
This next week is HUGE. You may want to sit down to hear this news. Are you sitting? BASTILLE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!! My favorite band is coming to town on Tuesday, and on Friday, Hubby and I are driving to Vegas to see them a second time. I’m giddy. More than giddy, I’m nervous something will go wrong and I won’t get to go to the concerts. A sick child, a car accident, the loss of a finger when brushing a dog’s teeth. I know I’m being ridiculous. I’m THAT excited. This morning I hugged Hubby and said, “You are the sweetest husband in the whole world to take me to both Bastille concerts this week!!!” I think he’d forgotten because he looked stricken . . . and now I’m looking for a sub for him on Tuesday. I think our daughter will go with me.
I know I should be embarrassed to be so excited about a musical group at my advanced age, but answer me this: Why is it okay to be gaga over classical music, but not progressive music? I went to hear Gustav Holsts’ The Planets a few years ago and there were PLENTY of old people there who were clearly exhilarated to hear this performance, yet when I mention going to a rock concert, I feel the quiet mocking. And let me tell you, Bastille concerts are 100% more interesting than the Phoenix Symphony playing Holst (it was quite the snooze fest).
Last but not least, I was happy to see a new sculpture installed in the lobby of Phoenix Art Museum. I’m a big Yayoi Kusama fan, and her large-scale aluminum pumpkin with holes cut out of it is whimsical and charming. Come check it out!